2007-02-23, 11:34
Amarrian walks into a bar holding a lump of crap in one hand and the
lead to his slaver hound in the other, he walks up to the bar.....
Bar-Keeper: "What are you doing with that lump of crap in your hand Ruah"
Amarrian: "Me and Rover here where lucky..... We nearly trod in this"
An Amarrian, Jovian and a Caldari Capsule Pilots all caught by Concord for hauling
Crystal Egg through high sec space where sentence to a pit for five years and where
allowed to take five years worth of one thing with them in to the pit.
The Jovian had five years worth of spiced wine lowered down with him.
The Caldari had five years worth of vodka lowered down with him.
The Amarrian had five years of cigarettes lowered down with him.
Five years pass and Concord has them pulled back up from the pit.
The Jovian was dead his liver completely pickled.
The Caldari is pulled up dead his liver all so pickled.
The Amarrian is pulled up and asks....
"Any one got a light?"
[b]An Sansha, Blood Raider and Angel captured by the Caldari Navy where sentenced to
death by a firing squad, so
lead to his slaver hound in the other, he walks up to the bar.....
Bar-Keeper: "What are you doing with that lump of crap in your hand Ruah"
Amarrian: "Me and Rover here where lucky..... We nearly trod in this"
An Amarrian, Jovian and a Caldari Capsule Pilots all caught by Concord for hauling
Crystal Egg through high sec space where sentence to a pit for five years and where
allowed to take five years worth of one thing with them in to the pit.
The Jovian had five years worth of spiced wine lowered down with him.
The Caldari had five years worth of vodka lowered down with him.
The Amarrian had five years of cigarettes lowered down with him.
Five years pass and Concord has them pulled back up from the pit.
The Jovian was dead his liver completely pickled.
The Caldari is pulled up dead his liver all so pickled.
The Amarrian is pulled up and asks....
"Any one got a light?"
[b]An Sansha, Blood Raider and Angel captured by the Caldari Navy where sentenced to
death by a firing squad, so