Once upon a time in a far away universe.........
There was a man in a hat...
OH! it was Meklon. In his hand he had a ......
he always enjoyed Pansies. But this time he was off to see...
Greased-up Maller Boys IV with...
a random starlet who runs faster than Kaleigh Doyle on nerve sticks...
However, While is was sliding into his drainpipes and slipping on his suedes he realised ............
... that his
Freecaptain's E-Peen Sword was missing...
(To those who don't notice because of the background color, yes, it's a link. >.< )