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Greetings, brothers and sisters,

Due to heavy workload involving a variety projects pulling our salespeople away from the markets, we here at Starforge Industries (a subsidiary of Minmatar Ship Construction Services and premier supplier of Sleipnir-class command ships) have found ourselves with an overstock of our flagship product. While we have long since quietly offered these incredible implements of destruction at a discount to our brethren on the home front, largely through word-of-mouth, our current stock has led to the decision to make this announcement.

Order now and you can have one of these fine vessels for a mere pittance: 10m less than the current retail price (noting that the market price may change, and we reserve the right to ignore ludicrous outliers)! Delivery is available via contract in lovely Rens at the Brutor Tribe Treasury station, allowing for the convenience of ready access to the Rens markets for all of your armament needs. We can generally ship within 24 hours.

Accept no imitations: these are 100% authentic military-grade warships, lovingly hand-crafted by genuine Matari craftsmen to the highest standards. We only use the finest top-grade duct tape in their construction, and we pay such incredible attention to detail that every rust-patch is precisely to spec!

Contact our sales staff or our president, Becq Starforged, for questions or to place orders.

Starforge Industries -- where the world of tomorrow is being blown up today!
What excellent salesmanship, I almost wish I could fly one after reading this. You sound like a master of the dying art of duct tape feng shui, an asset in your trade. Best of luck shifting your overstock!
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